A Few Haiku, For You

Oh how I love thee
Pretty purple lightsaber
You make death look good

Riding my speeder
I feel so bad-ass and cool
I am such a dork

Every chance I get
I club dance with my guildies
They never tip me

My Jedi wears pants
Instead of a sissy robe
Her butt looks so good

It feels like cheating
To make these silly little poems
A published blog post